

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
If it makes you smile
give it a shot with the rest
of your followers
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

suigetsu is the perfect representation of college students

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
maybe its because im not 14 anymore but kind of bothers me when i go play a silly little game that has like a dating mechanic and 95% of the romance candidates are like. fairly young. it just makes the dating option a bit unappealing to me. like im sure that young catgirl is nice but can we please get some milfs in here. can we please get some milfs. please even just someone whos over the age of 21 at the bare minimum. please
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts