You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

social media is supposed to be PvP

Also applies to your followers

And they might even find something they didn’t know would be relevant interesting

If it makes you smile give it a shot with the rest of your followers

At least that’s what I’ve found maximises my dps

If it makes you smile

give it a shot with the rest

of your followers

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

call me stupid but i only just realized THIS is the pylades and orestes grantaire and enjolras keep being compared to. thanks. ill die.

the way suigetsu talks shit about everyone and keeps whining about how tired he is-

suigetsu is the perfect representation of college students

Jesus vs Sasuke

i just want her (the mach bike from mario kart wii) back 🌼🧡

THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!

"Goncharov started on tiktok"

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

maybe its because im not 14 anymore but kind of bothers me when i go play a silly little game that has like a dating mechanic and 95% of the romance candidates are like. fairly young. it just makes the dating option a bit unappealing to me. like im sure that young catgirl is nice but can we please get some milfs in here. can we please get some milfs. please even just someone whos over the age of 21 at the bare minimum. please